Manlaws

I am intrigued by the Manlaw commercials on television. One day these "laws" may be useful for a humorous sermon illustration. Here are some of my favorite "manlaws":

1. Under no circumstances is a man allowed to sing along to a song sung by a female vocalist.

2. Whenever possible a man must not use the urinal or stall next to another man.

3. Regardless of the name, a man does not visit a manicurist.

4. Under no circumstances shall a man say the words "Let's take my scooter."

5. In an elevator a man shall never face anywhere but toward the doors.

6. Acquire tans by accident, never by credit card.

7. At no time may a man touch another man's BBQ or BBQ accessories.

8. Regardless of searing pain, no man shall alter his stride over hot sand.

9. Under no circumstances should a man ride "shot-gun" in his own ride (I thought of this one!).